unsavioured:

Im buysexual, you buy me food, i become sexual

dathomo:

storyofanawesomeguy:

distraction:


aw there’s a girl proposing to a guy in the bathroom!

how sweet

I’m sure she is getting all choked up

It’s such big news it must be hard to swallow!
captaincraigasaurus:

lookinyoungandpreservedforever:

sofapizza:

My mom asked me for a “formal picture” of my one month old baby, I sent her this.

I’m pretty sure this is my favorite image on the internet that isn’t porn.

OMG.
zoeysugg:

ive been laughing at this for 12 yearS

is there actually sims fanfiction

like

how do you dialogue?????

She turned to him, tears traveling down her cheeks, and whispered softly,

“Faloopsinarb, woo fa goo.”

He will never look at her in the same way again.


ME AND MY CREW ARRIVING AT YO BIRTHDAY PARTY

vocaroo:

if you ever hurt an animal on purpose you’re a fucking piece of shit